Shit Happens

So Canada. Nice place to live right? Hmm, some places. I must warn you if you come into contact with this person, run away.


Yeah I know you would anyway but now for more reason than ever. You see this convicted homosexual works at St FX University who are currently in the middle of an outbreak of suspected Norwalk Disease. Sounds pretty shitty to me but it's also been quite a bum deal for those members of Mount Allison University just across the border in New Brunswick. Apparently those turtles are trying to escape everywhere and I have decided it's my dootie to release this warning. I know, I know, it stinks but someone has to do it.

Luckily these young ladies can justify their relief over the outbreak as they got flushed out of the Mount A system this spring.


Well avoided Laura and Keltie.

So, in conclusion. Stay away from St FX and Mount A if possible. If you live in the facinity of either facility do not, DO NOT, come down to Halifax this weekend and expect to be let into my apartment. That means you Igor and stay away from Leanna too, I'll see she's looked after.

But do feel free to comment on this post. I felt hurt that no one did any business on my last one. What happened Emmj? Was Dub back home this week or something? I can usually rely on MJ for at least one unwitty comment that makes my humour look better, even if I've sunk to the levels of toilet gags. Or, if you like, you could visit Laura's blog and protest at the commentary accompanying her last photo as I know from personal experience, the sight of my chest typically brings about this kind of reaction.