Wanted

Dan and I will be acquiring the following for our apartment so we can be as much like Joey and Chandler as possible. If you have any personal links to this shopping list please let us know. (Don't put links to classifieds, we know about them)

1. Ping Pong Table (we prefer it to foosball)
2. TV-Dinner Trays
3. Hot girl neighbours (although if Melissa from 606 is reading this, you're cute!)
4. Melissa from 606 is not reading this, hence I included point 3
5. A clean-freak as Dan is a slob and I don't want to clear up his mess
6. Bedding that says 'young boys welcome' and 'come to me' (Don't comment unless you know 'Friends')
7. 2 Brand New Lazy Boys as ours do not have massaging backs or fridges in the arms
8. A Duck and a Chick - no, scrap that. Just some chicks.
9. FIFA or Pro Evo for the Xbox. Or Dub's Xbox 360.
10. A balcony we can strap on to the side of our apartment
11. The instructions for our answer phone
12. The finances to live a high life in New York City without having to do any work.
13. A new date every week
14. Microwave
15. Hoover/Vacuum

Note to self - stop doing lists on your blog