Australia 2 (3 really, 1st time crashed - internet is a pain)

Note to Adam - I'll try to post the photos right this time, but I'm useless at computers. Problem is I'm too busy with other things to learn. However, I'm not as bad as Lois, who even screws up posting comments just like she screws up our circuit training EVERY WEEK! What a twat she is.

OK, so what else happened down under? Unfortunately myself, Dan, Nate and the good Doctah were unable to use the beachside apartment we'd reserved at Cronulla, just outside Sydney. Instead they made us, MADE US, take the penthouse suite for the five nights we were there. So what could we do? Hold numerous piss-ups and poker games, call the escort agency who were advertised in our room and tell every girl we met we were staying in the penthouse? Maybe...

The first thing that needed to be done was to name our FOUR balconies. So we called them after the four bridesmaids, because they were all beautiful and charming, although some had more 'size up front.'

The view from Lisa

From Leanne

From Rachele

And from Amanda


I learnt in Australia that Jeffrey cannot swim. So why the hell did he move to Australia? Oh yeah, I forgot about her. But it did mean he couldn't join us for bodyboarding.



And because the Doctah is a proper man, he couldn't join Richard either, for one of his 'Smirnoff Ice Girly Drinks' parties.



Cronulla also provided us with an excellent base to visit the city. When I first saw the Opera House, I had to go up and actually touch it to realise that I was there and not dreaming.





Yeah, it really is that good. I am so lucky.